Oh boy.

Wow, so the Happy Funtime American Poverty Review with those loveable wascally wednecks sexualizing extremely young girls...turned out to be a crock of pedophiles?

FLIP ALL THE TABLES!!1!

ALL THE TABLES.

NO TABLE LEFT BEHIND

Hold on a sec. I'll be right back. I'm gonna be flipping all the tables in sight. No table shall be left unflipped.

Who here has not written terrible poetry and then read it aloud crying in a classroom full of their judgmental peers?

BUUUUTTTT WHAT ABOUT MUH WHITE FEELZ