seriously, for a name like science isn't scary it seems a little odd that you would leave a story that smells to high heaven like this and would, in fact, scare people.

No Louise Belcher??!

Recently on Google+, I had a run in with a very large number of very angry mob on the subject of climate change.

All I could think about upon seeing this topic.

Hey, I'm gay. Chicks in scanty cosplay do nothing for me.

Proof Tom Hiddleston is not, in fact, perfect. I'm sorry.

My friends and I have been getting so many chuckles out of this comment, thanks for the laughs :)

Meh. None of these ladies literally deflower their enemies with a saber and then turn into a pink race car.

But it's staring at the stars...

You failed to include Motoko Kusanagi.

Your mom seemed to think so last night.

Answer: Prime Directive. They know that to just magically give technology isn't going to suddenly solve a planet's problems, might just make them worse and keep them from properly developing on their own.

This x1000!

I wanna say the whole movie, but if I had to pick one standout example it would be the high school biology student who claims to have memorised the power grid specs for a system that apparently doesn't need anything more involved than pressing the big red button marked "master reset".

Are they applied by a can?

Lord knows I've always wanted to fingerblast myself with a pint or two of Rust-Oleum Deck Restore.

I may not escape the horrible traffic of LA in a brand new Chevy Sonic with my vegetarian cat while complaining that traffic in LA is a lot worse when you're not riding a motorcycle, my hipster beard flowing in the wind, and afterward taking a pretend-to-be-sleeping selfie with my vegetarian cat on my stomach, but I…

Eyebrow. He has Bert eyebrow.

Why does this look like I made it in 2003 with MSPaint?

If you want coverage of serious news, go literally anywhere else — NYT, Le Monde, even Huffpo. If you're especially interested in this story and think the Gawker sites should cover it, write up an article and submit it on Groupthink. Complaint without action is armchair activism.