You'll need a flamesuit to drive it anyway...

Also, I haven't finished it so no spoilers. Although, I guess I have finished it, since time is a flat circle...

Oh, wow, did you spend nearly all afternoon struggling to figure out some way, just SOME WAY that you could have a flimsy premise upon which to do an article that is in fact not informative of anything useful but simply a vehicle for all your Ohio jokes and smarmy Ohio remarks?

I'm sure Tony Hale knows a guy.

I meant for all the crimes they commit. It was a joke.

It could have been an exciting, fun-to-drive tiny hybrid sports coupe, but instead, we got this:

The Panamera is a brutally fast, large GT. But it's ugly as sin. If Porsche made it in a shortened 2-door version and slapped "928" on the rump it would be a kick ass total package.

The one being driven by the underdog. Everyone thinks it's the jock but its really the bad boy mysterious loner who spends all class in the parking lot working on his car with a shitty exterior. He proves it at the end when he beats the jock in a race and then the cheerleader gives him a handy on the ride back to the…

Ford skunkworks V10 Mustang with 450hp and 405lb-ft.

I've been saying this for years... Power is nothing without control.

It was winning comparisons up until the end of its production cycle (against cars that could outperform it on paper) because of the intangibles.

I love the look of this car, but all I can see when I look at it is this:

Caddy V-wagon...these are destined to be collector's cars especially with the 6MT-

Full Disclosure: the DB9 (with the six speed and the sport kit they had a while back) is my ideal modern Aston and I would do Terrible Things to own one, awful plastic and all.

Guise....rly?

the driver of that 360 is every drivers worst nightmare. I screamed at that guy not two months ago (in front of lots of people, no less) for flagrantly crossing double yellow lines around blind corners with his kid in the car on the exact corner where he crashed the Ferrari. Anyone who knows that road knows that…

The Enzo is hideous.

This thing is practically a race car. The M4 is a luxury sport sedan. If you took 800 pounds out of the M4 and gave it PSC2s, it would demolish this thing.

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