Let me TL;DR an article I havent read yet.

I'm so sick of the whole MyFord Touch thing. Its not a perfect system, but my Mom has it on her Explorer and she doesnt mind it, the only issues she has had with it is sometimes it took a while to boot up (Fixed) and she would like some more buttons, thats it. No pre-release testing can match the size of general sales…

"accidentally"

Forklift driver. C'mon, fork lifts are awesome.

The Detroit metropolitan area is home to some of the richest suburbs in the country, so money in the outlying area isn't an issue, and its also a few hours drive from some notable places like Chicago and most the east cost. You have the edge in new venues but there have two very large stadiums built in the last decade…

Excluding the residents of Texas most people wanted to see it in Detroit. Detroit's promo videos were cooler, the landmarks looked a ton more interesting, a massive online campaign, and it had a great revival story to go along with it. Plus Detroit had a metropolitan area with 3.4 million more people. You can claim…

"Bike Crime" A grossly underused tag here on Jalopnik.

Maybe I have juvenile taste but I think underglow is cool. It was cool when I was 12, and it is cool now.

I was curious where the traffic uptick came from. Here is a pic to spread the sadness. I'm assuming its the pic that gave me away.

My personal take on Cadillac

Congratulations! Your new car will be arriving shortly.

I totally didn't just edit that. Your just crazy.

Ford really took their circle phase to the extreme, didn't they?

Audi and their Bang and Olufsen speakers.

Well the editor is not working, so I need to post this as a comment.

This one.

First I am honored, closest thing I have gotten to a hat tip. Also, here is my first and current car. The 2005 Pontiac Grand Prix GT. She has served me well, but then again has a lot of GM quirks, like if I use the spare key when the door opens the alarm goes off. But you get over them.

This one, because they are just normal people. Look around the 1 min mark.

Stop it with your logic and whatnot.

Ha! Got you by 2 minutes. Sorry, just had to gloat a little.