My grandpap was an abortioner, then the dust bowl came and wiped out all the places teenagers hided to have sex. But every Christmas, when a bell rang, he's smile knowing that somewhere a woman was exercising her right to choose.
Dweeze
Dweeze
Yeah, I don't want my experience tainted by Big Abortion
Penisphere still isn't taken.
What the hell is this gif? (Other than the obvious: terrifying awesomeness)
You must be the benevolent Giver and teach them well.
lulz. Sanctimony Pony should have more ass, and less head. ;)
Yeah, that gif is more terrifying than sanctimonious.
Sanctimony Pony is my new favorite expression. I just wish I couldn't use it to describe a lot of the GT newbies.
Obama's just like your girlfriend? you mean she shut you down too?
That rings a bell. Yeah, Jack Ryan seemed like a real piece of work. Jeri Ryan just wasn't doing it for him...
Was this the girl who ran away screaming? If so, he may have a point...
Well, it kind of is about my intent. Because that's all I'm able to bring to the table. It's also become about my imagined or perceived intent and finding a good bad guy in the thread, and to say otherwise is disingenuous. Reasonable people (including ones I know and respect on Jezebel) are inferring what they want…
Well, honey, of course not! A good set of tools—strong, solid, dependable ones—are a really important feature of any woman's life! You are just being responsible.
I am gasping at this. You poor thing. Why, bless your heart.
Is that the Jiffy Lube by the cemetery and the Chamber of Commerce? Because if it is, she is well rid of that Nick person. Those men in there are very rude. I went in there one time to get everything lubed up, and they kept making remarks about my sarong, which is just the cutest thing that I got from Frieda's over…
I mean, far be it for me to judge my Aunt Cathy. This all reminds me of the controversy when she married her third ex-husband, Nick. He worked at the Jiffy Lube and at the time, see he had just gotten out of prison and we were like 'Aunt Cathy, you already have such a bad credit rating and your first ex-husband is…
I'm sorry; I mean, I know this is your Aunt, but I've met Cathy at YWCA. She's been taking that yogalattes class I'm in. She's not super friendly, and I feel it's a personal comment on my yoga style, which is very unfair, as I am seriously working on my stretch and all. Also, I really wish she'd wear better, or any,…
To be fair, this thread is solid comedy platinum.
Ugh god, that "above her chronological age" line was so gross. Good to know that one of the creepy old men that used to say I looked much older than I was during my pubescent years (11-15) could've just raped me and had a judge agree with him. If I wanted respect for my person and bodily integrity, I shouldn't have…