Good advice, but make sure to see their certification. If they can't provide their Gang Bang Organizer certificate, they're just pretending to be a Gang Bang Organizer.

That and a bucket for the condoms. An amateur would just leave the condoms lying around everywhere.

I like the way you think

Does she have a robot secretary and a talking chimp sidekick? If so, I'm in.

To be fair, Sydney Pleathers, topical drag queen, is pretty fucking hot.

It's like the intro to a bad joke "Did you hear the one about the Scottish martial artist?"

They should change it to The Whining Crybabies

Too bad the following statement can't automatically appear every time someone opens the browser of their choice:

"Keep in mind that freedom of speech does not mean freedom from criticism or freedom from consequence. If you communicate something offensive and/or stupid, people can, will, and indeed should point out your…

How did you get through that original article without screaming? Or did you? There is so much in there to induce fits of rage. I just saw this:

I can see that. I assumed juvie as the individual, not juvie as the center.

1. Slight correction - it's not her attorneys that are arguing she's responsible, it's the parish attorneys making that argument. I only point that out because

"KEEP YOUR GOVERNMENT HANDS OFF OUR RAT SEXUAL ORGANS!"

eeep

Not to be that person, but how many of these really count as selfies? Or am I mistaken in thinking selfie is a picture you take of yourself?

I've stumbled my way over the years from the law to the financial side of new business development for a HUUUUGE corporation, and these questions of how you get decision makers to notice and select what you're trying to sell fascinate me.

Sure her big brassy voice wasn't for everyone, but it was perfect for the musicals she starred in, so I don't see why you want to kill Ethel Merma...

So even when color would be a perfectly good reason for distinguishing between choices, people don't want to say that? That's incredibly interesting. Are they just embarrassed to say color as a reason?

Se we can expect a reinvention to adult gospel singer and subsequent biography describing her straying into the heathen world of secular music at age 45?

It would be nice to see some more detailed info on that - if you're making a decision between two versions of the same product from the same company (towels, linens, plates, cars), color probably makes a huge difference. But if you're deciding between products, or companies, or styles, I would think the factors you…

Not to mention that she doesn't appear to be of an age yet where she can really understand that she's being intentionally embarrassed.