Probably shouldn’t have gone to help him then

Lol @ these comments

Get help

Or just keep deleting my comments? Quaint when all I’m wondering is why this article doesn’t include a suicide hotline reference but okay? 

We should be chastising Kotaku for not including this when every other site I’ve seen had the decency to do so.

You would think Kotaku would have the nerve to include this but no.

What a delightful throwback 

This comment was super effective, ty 

Incredible that this guy didn’t press charges 

Whoa I thought kotaku’s aim was only to deride this game?? Didn’t you get the memo? 

yeaaaa surrreee

This is useful, gracias 

Some of my greatest thrills in EVE were from haulin’

I miss loot boxes :( 

How many people has Brad eaten in his lifetime, Mr. Owl?

Sounds like Smiley Faces...

Has R* commented about the graphics downgrade yet?? 

No one cares 

This hit too close to home.  I’ll always remember Raven Shield :( 

She got some sexy footsies