Great headline until the “If”.

Wonder if that guy from the Steamed thread that claimed there was no cheating at the CS GO Pro level will wander by?

Remember when Netflix was a great option to stream movies, instead of being a shitty television network?

What if my junk is flaky?

So the “military inspired” controller will only be affordable by affluent white kids of privilege?

This is a crushing blow to Purdue’s National Championship hopes.

I’ll take “Shit That Didn’t Happen” for 200, Alex.

It’s a shame that this isn’t NASCAR, where this type of behavior is cheered and encouraged.

Good thing they’re white.

It’s to distinguish them from Fake Salt Lake.

This seems like the type of thing that should have been covered by, you know, the technical aspects of the review.

I hope we get weekly Hydrobot updates.

Can you un-shadowban me?

Then maybe those dumb, blue-collar motherfuckers shouldn’t have voted for Trump. I hope this passes and they all whine through their giant mouth-breathing mouths about how they got fucked. At least since they won’t have any health insurance or a job, they’ll be dead by the next election.

I really like the new direction Foodspin has taken.

Oh, right, now you expect them to be smart.

Not noted in the trust, however, is an education for the people of Utah regarding the question of, “What the hell is jazz?”

Mrs. President, now, I suppose.

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Yeah, but who lasts longer in bed, Brady or Trump?