What if my junk is flaky?

So the “military inspired” controller will only be affordable by affluent white kids of privilege?

This is a crushing blow to Purdue’s National Championship hopes.

I’ll take “Shit That Didn’t Happen” for 200, Alex.

It’s a shame that this isn’t NASCAR, where this type of behavior is cheered and encouraged.

Good thing they’re white.

It’s to distinguish them from Fake Salt Lake.

This seems like the type of thing that should have been covered by, you know, the technical aspects of the review.

I hope we get weekly Hydrobot updates.

Can you un-shadowban me?

Then maybe those dumb, blue-collar motherfuckers shouldn’t have voted for Trump. I hope this passes and they all whine through their giant mouth-breathing mouths about how they got fucked. At least since they won’t have any health insurance or a job, they’ll be dead by the next election.

I really like the new direction Foodspin has taken.

Oh, right, now you expect them to be smart.

Not noted in the trust, however, is an education for the people of Utah regarding the question of, “What the hell is jazz?”

Mrs. President, now, I suppose.

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Yeah, but who lasts longer in bed, Brady or Trump?

Wow! You mean to say that using someone else’s copyrighted work without permission in your own work isn’t allowed? Christ, people today are fucking dumb.

This is a pretty bold opinion for a guy who fucks the Brewers every 5th day.

Well, that relationship lasted about as long as my last relationship.