Even Rome eventually fell.

“We stopped giving [press conferences] because we’ve been given inaccurate news.” is an actual quote from his press conference. Jesus Christ...

The fact that you give Formula E any credence as a racing series while they do garbage like this cheapens any other coverage you provide.

Much as I want to believe this is true, there’s no way it’s true. It reads far too close to a 4Chan Greentext to actually be true.

Nice to see that correspondence course Mike Kyghujrtyrkai took at Penn State on looking the other way is paying off.

Berman’s available, FWIW.

I’m just here for the cover photo.

It’s a 6!

http://www.startribune.com/listen-the-vikings-are-undefeated-just-don-t-say-super-bowl/395861791/

I’m no longer allowed in church after pointing out that Jesus is not the same as Immanuel. So that’s a plus.

Good. Eventually these red state fuckers will figure out that the people they keep voting for are the same ones screwing them in the ass. Or they’ll die because they don’t have a job, don’t have health insurance, and don’t have anywhere to turn for help. Either way, good.

Another Minnesota coach gets Axed.

Shell eating is just a ploy by BIG SHELLED PEANUT to make their product easier to consume.

They’re simple, salt-of-the-earth type people. You know, morons.

“Here’s what’s coming: in January, we’re transitioning the Vine app to a pared-down Vine Camera. With this camera app you’ll still be able to make six-second looping videos, and either post them directly to Twitter or save them to your phone.”

Black Tie: Underrated, or extremely underrated? I’m going to look amazing (which is a miracle of and in itself) on NYE.

Rewatching E4 after R1, it’s interesting to me—if we consider continuity—that Tarkin seemed to have a tight reign on Vader’s leash. He’s little more than a monster in R1: Brooding in his lava fortress and then massacring Rebel soldiers, never a part of the DS construction project after that first initial glimpse 18…

I was in a college marching band, and I’m now a pariah from most of my friends because I believe:
1. The likes of the Stanford Band, Rice MOB, et. al, are hilarious... but
2. College halftimes are way too goddamn long.

That’s okay, though, because way too many of them still pretend they could lace up their boots and be…

If they covered receivers as well as they cover their asses, they’d have won an Axe game this century.