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This wouldn’t be a problem if all those cars going slower than him moved over to the right like they’re supposed to.

It’s DWI in Wisconsin, too, so the Vegas question is obviously from someone who’s not from Wisconsin, but wants an excuse for being the size of a prize beef cow anyway.

#neverhinkie

Can we reopen the poll to include Ayesha Curry?

Have you applied to be a guest on ALL TAKES MATTER yet?

Three things I love about college softball:

How long until he’s snapped up by the Ringer? Can he write pieces describing MMA fighters on a scale of Matt Damon to Leonardo DiCaprio?

One star isn’t enough.

Thank goodness for all the commenters here who think attempted murder is justified because someone isn’t exceeding the speed limit as much as someone else.

I remember when (old) Top Gear featured Chris Evans in an episode, with his all-white car collection. I thought he was creepy and stilted then; I was not suprised to find out that he was a radio host.

How do I get motivated to not hate my job?

I thought he made it clear at the end of Spring Training that he wasn’t going to talk about the piss-poor problems in his life.

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Am I the only one creeped out by the weird soccer tradition of having children escort the players out onto the field?

You’ve gotta admit, this is exploiting shopper psychology perfectly. The rewards are low enough that you’re not going to (digitally) chuck the whole game into the garbage when you fail or can’t attempt a target because you’re busy in real-life. At the same time, for people waiting—like myself—for the complete edition,…

Curt Schilling thinks Lionhead studios should have extorted more government money before it got shut down.

Honest question: What the fuck’s with the black hats on every baseball team lately?

Fuck everything about this, including the #hottakes that are sure to follow.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.