Fun fact: Later this year, some of these dogs might actually be on the Reds’ major league roster.

Jesus Christ, people. Did none of you fucking stats nerds get the joke?

I guess tripping over that cake hurt him more than we knew.

If you think this is anything other than what Curt Schilling, Professional Victim, wanted, you’re crazy. Treat this as exactly what it is: A narcissist putting one more brick in his palace of self.

Worst ways to end your NCAA tournament:

Luckily he had a quality Qualcomm product to view all those criticism’s on. With Qualcomm’s exceptional reception and battery life, he was able to consume all of it.

Fuck.

I don’t think “reading” is part of his repertoire.

The fact that you’ve only put in 40 hours and are already in endgame grind immediately tells me to never buy this game. That’s embarrassingly short.

Wow. More evidence that Pewdiepie and his legion of followers are complete and utter twats. I’m absolutely *shocked* that he’d not stand by his convictions and review.

You’re the wrong type of controversial. Also, you’re not a mid-20's blond with perky tits.

Soccer in a nutshell.

Insider reports state that Glenn Stout has already submitted his letter of resignation. However, due to it being 18,000 words, no action has been taken yet, since no one can be bothered to read it.

So why are Koreans better at video games? Honestly?

Having played and finished the game, I feel like I missed something... Ned managed to set up a monitoring station with, and I quote, “[technology] that looks like it’s from the space shuttle,” despite being a hermit? Or that his son died in a climbing accident despite that very same son stealing and hiding all their…

“So there’s no chance he legitimately hurt his knee on that stride, since he goes down clutching it?”

At the last moment, he remembered that his father had informed him that the Panthers latest check hadn’t cleared. If you don’t pay, Cam don’t play.

Luckily for the men in the truck, they’re all white, so they’re classified as a militia and exempt from jail time or summary execution by a cop.

I have PTSD from reading the pull quotes. #ThanksPalin