Are you insane? Bettman’s a far better commissioner than Roger Goddell, and infinitely better than Jim Gordon. Both of those two have let crime run rampant under their reign, while turning a blind eye to those who are their favorites.

As an added nod to Shaq, the statue will also weigh the same as he currently does.

When asked for a statement, the commissioner responded that he’d address fans’ concerns by adding an additional 4 preseason games at full change.

Perfectly good joke ruined by parenthesis.

My parents are Packers season ticket holders. They’ll only sell their tickets to a certain ticket reseller because said reseller has an agreement with the Packers that prevents revocation of the tickets (which my parents have had since the 60's) if the person they sell the tickets to is a drunk idiot.

The NBA needs to change its rules to reduce the amount of teasing. After all, in practice, Griffin breaks his hand 80% of the time, as compared to a putrid 5% of the time in game/dinner action.

This story is like soccer. You keep watching, hoping something interesting is going to happen, and then it doesn’t.

What?

Is this what they mean when they say, “Good Kinja?”

Anyone who says, “She was asking to freeze to death wearing those clothes in that part of town at that time of night,” is just victim blaming.

It’s nice to see some positive Twitter posts once in a while.

Please follow through with this and update us on how far you can punt a football (mascot).

Senator who was in favor of transferring 400M from taxpayer to billionaires...

Alternative answer: Don’t.

Christ 911e46z06, you made my day.

“I’d hit that.”

This is going to leave a lot of kids scarred. But enough about Adrian Peterson’s children, there are probably some disappointed young Vikings fans, too.

Reports out of New York indicate these officials have been asked to officiate this weekend’s AFC divisional playoff games.

When asked about Protecting the Shield, Roger Goddell shrugged and went back to shaking his fist at a picture of Tom Brady.

They spent the entire game pulling for the Yinzers. I’d say that CBS should be ashamed, but Nantz and Simms have been a terrible announcing team for years, and nothing’s been done. It’s what CBS wants.