Sorry, nope. Basketball uses the basketball rulebook instead of the football rulebook. Crazy, I know. Flagrant 2 is ejection, not a suspension.

He's probably sobbing because he just realized he's getting a degree from Cincinnati.

+1 shots in the back while you were charging me aggressively

It's nice to see Regressing following the path of Sloan in progressing from "new and interesting" metrics analysis to "obvious and banal" statistical data to "fuck it, we're just providing commentary with no statistical backing."

Jacksonville is in the West now? The NCAA siting committee is apparently run by former "student" athletes now.

Is that Greg Anthony?

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Homer Bailey would never end up like this guy. He'd throw the rock and it'd be a foot and a half outside.

Yu didn't see that coming.

Did no one in the Draft room question Chappie's character issues? Jesus.

Based on the last time I went to the Trop, by observation of apparel most Rays fans are actually Red Sox or Yankees fans.

Are you kidding me? I can't WAIT for the Deadspin article about Twitter idiots.

Given her "inching forward because there's a lot of traffic," she was probably one of those assholes who block intersections because "the car in front of me didn't go through it, so I couldn't."

Honestly, that might be the sign you're in a bad sex club. $20 gets you a lot more than what you pay for.

Oh, so does this mean JRW gets their title back?

The world needs ditch diggers too.

+1 off the top

What do you expect when Riot consists mostly of people hired away from the worst company in MMO design and balance, CCP Games?

Her face in that video still reminds me of my last date.

As a former resident of Chicago, I can say that most of them aren't getting out of bed today because it's a Wednesday in February. When you've not seen the sun since mid-November, your will to live dies.