1.) Thanks for Kingdoms of Amalur. I absolutely loved it. Shame about the situation AROUND the game, but KoA was a fantastic ride.

Have you ever considered wearing a hat?

I was unaware Lou Holtz was still in a marching band.

You misspelled Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza.

Is there a boss this time that spawns by masturbating and that I can kill by putting her on a machine that saws into her vag? That's all I need to know.

Commanding Office: Get out there and drop some bombs.

That bar music brings back a lot of great memories.

M18sing.

What's your least favorite set of playoffs?

At this point, I'm pretty sure "Big Game" James [Shields] is said in the same way as "Big Game" Bob [Stoops]. Not as a complement, but with a hidden laugh.

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The players then writhed on the ground like they had been shot and were dying, right up until the moment someone showed a yellow piece of paper to the photographer, at which point everything was okay.

Though some of the time Leitch can be a petulant child ("super sad"), his writing is generally excellent, and "Are We Winning?" stands out as one of the best. As someone who has never had the warmest relationship with his father, this book provided a few months' worth of bonding between us, as it spoke volumes of…

I, for one, am shocked that a FOX network would put up a misleading chiron during one of their broadcasts. They're usually 125% accurate.

For Christ's sake, Chris, I've read shorter works of prose by Stephen Ambrose.

Can we have him work for Jez instead? It would be like a Voltron of non-self awareness.

"She sure looks like a queen."

Much like the Cardinals, racism is something that most people have loved unconditionally since they were six years old.

Wow, Ron Roenicke is really not starting his offseason well.

Wow, Ron Roenicke is really not starting his offseason well.