Nobody screws with the Fabebd.

Put on a pot of coffee, Marge. This is going to take all night.

You can't prove a thing.

The letter from Jeff might be the most Cardinals fan letter not written by a septuagenarian I've read today.

I hate Kinja.

You pretend you won't goof on Gregg. You say you won't. But you can't stop. The forces of BIG GREGG are too powerful, and pretty soon you'll be right back in the saddle like the glory boy you are, mocking him as he explains why Wes Welker isn't bad person, it's that he was corrupted by the other glory boys on the team…

So does anyone actually enjoy their home team's stadium? I know there's a theme here, but it seems like every stadium in the NFL is a hive of terrible, terrible people. Why would you ever go to a game instead of getting shitfaced on your couch instead?

Zut alores!

Goddamit Kinja, get your shit together.

Really, more punchable than this?

His T-Shirt appears to say "Expand."

Fun moments in ESPN comments: I said something mildly funny regarding Suh, and got shouted down by a who claimed to be impartial... and had Suh as his profile picture. This is Lions (or even Detroit sports) fandom in a nutshell: Desperate jocksniffing wrapped in a cloak of anti-self awareness.

As someone who grew up during that horrible, horrible time, I can tell you it's a coping mechanism. You used to be able to roll into the stadium parking lot at 11:45 and get a parking spot less than 50 yards from the gate.

If this was NHL 15, he'd finish his shift.

An entire column on how the Ravens suck and not a single mention of the CREEPY DAMN MARCHING BAND?

The standards are currently at the ice rink, trapped under a change machine.

Considering that was the same game in which they assessed an intentional grounding penalty without a loss of down and Collinsworth thought that was a-okay, I think the more likely solution is that Collinsworth is an idiot.

What about Linda Cohn's responsibility to not get hit by change machines? #EmbraceDebate

It's not Purdue with nicer helmets. Notre Dame actually wins games against FBS teams.