That's top-notch camera work by ESPN, completely missing it while they visually masturbate to the batter.

Who the hell is Bryan Pryce and why is he allowed to challenge a call? I thought only the managers in the game in question—Bryan Price and Clint Hurdle—could initiate challenges.

How long do I have to freeze a football before punting it?

Did Tom Ley touch you in the Galt? You'll get over it.

Don't you have a grammatically incorrect protest sign to be coloring with crayon?

Peter King was also interviewed about his Twitter use, but they chose not to print his response of, "PRfewrw2tjerljdfasfa aeswr54 q324gfadsa*#$%^$SDFJLKJasdf."

No, that's what we have illegal immigrants for. That, and a bogeyman to demonize every time someone needs to win an election.

Once upon a time, I broke an NES controller in half due to Battletoads. Seriously. Just hulked out and snapped that fucker in two. Thanks a lot, surfing level. (It's like the hoverbike level, but worse.)

Now I have no idea where I'll go to get cantina tacos and craft beer.

This would actually be a more worthwhile endeavor. I'd be willing to bet some of the opposing announcers will make Hawk Harrelson look positively enthusiastic at other teams' scoring.

Is there a way to filter out Screamer posts from Deadspin's main page? That would be my main GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Because when I wan cultural commentary, I go to a city that's one of the most segregated and racist in modern America. Wisconsin is like the Alabama of the north, and Milwaukee is its Mobile.

The lawyers from BIG WAFFLE will be along shortly. With whipped butter, warm syrup, and fruit preserves.

How far can he punt a football?

There's a lot to hate about in baseball's economics, but guaranteed contracts are not one of them. It's quite enjoyable to not have to suffer through "Player X is holding out!" stories during every Spring Training.

Hey, thanks for posting the exact comment in meme form. It really makes this place feel more like reddit.

Yup, probably.

@darrenrovell The high fidelity of the new speaker system at Churchill Downs is amazing. Top notch work!

The guy in red is probably an usher. Whenever a ball enters the stands, they totter over to make sure everyone is okay. Source: I caught a ball a few weeks ago after it ricocheted off a woman's face.

Nothing builds the excitement and drama of a great play by having to close the highlight with, "He'll challenge this call at the plate."