"Tomorrow's Kentucky Derby"? Why has Friday been removed from the calendar? Do I have to go to work tomorrow? Or can I skip it?

Apparently "super witty" is just a name, not a description.

Well done. The Gawker commenters really fell for it. :)

Honestly, it's quite amazing, given how staid the league itself is, how great MLB Advanced Media does. MLB.TV, even with the rough start this year, is the single most amazing content delivery platform today, when you consider the quality and quantity of content that's delivered. The ability to overlay radio feeds or…

Except he never gets on base. You can't steal first, and he's shown no ability to drag bunt against ML level pitching and defense. When everyone in the ballpark knows you can't hit and can set up against the bunt, you're doomed.

Looks like he's unaccustomed to taking the stand.

I'd star this if I could.

In unrelated news, Andrew Catalon has joined the FOX Sports 1 broadcast team for all Marquette games next year.

I like how, in the name of security, they take away trash cans. Stay scared, America. Stay scared.

Paid suspensions and sealed disciplinary actions for all!

Wait, do we not like Dave Zirin anymore? I'm confused. Someone tell me what's popular.

As always, @BestFansStLouis is a great source for classy responses to this. Best Twitter ever.

This dress code will perfectly suit the type of person who goes out to the Budweiser Brewhouse.

I think it sets a dangerous standard to fire him from his job for being a bad parents. Lots of people are bad parents. What it'll really come down to is if the SAUX FANS turn on him, and let's be honest, that's never going to happen.

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What the fuck? Even if you mistake "losing" for "winning" as you claimed to do, why the fuck would you think it reasonable for a team that has a game on Saturday in Spokane to fly out of Spokane immediately after their Thursday game?

The only thing worse than MLS is your comment.

But if they stop, who will provide racist and bigoted material for @BestFansStLouis?

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