... did you just take a cell phone picture of your monitor instead of a screenshot?

I keep watching the GIF.

*opens notebook*

+taco

He's going to be so disappointed when he reads Slaughterhouse 5.

Pictured: Typical Marlins fans.

Kind of useless. For example, clicking on the Alpine Skiing slices doesn't tell me what event is going to be contested that day. Nor are there any indications if it's a medal day or not for other sports.

*posts .gif from Napolean Dynomite in response*

+1 Gawker Commenter

Really? Dumber than this?

If anyone should stand up for gay rights, it's a grown man who goes by "Leslie."

Which athlete will be the next contestant on Dong Shot Roulette? My money's on Magary.

I assume most of the curling skips I'll be watching in a few months are also Vikings fans. I'm okay with that. Despite being from the eastern side of the river, there's nothing hotter to me than a Minnesota shouting HARD HARD HARD at two men with brooms.

Seemingly every perennial superpower—hosts Brazil, Spain, Germany, Argentina, and the Netherlands, Italy—as well as the ridiculous "underclass" of teams like Belgium, Colombia, Portugal, Uruguay, and the Ivory Coast would be there.

Peter King, Age 68

I think that's pretty good writing for someone whose parents don't allow him to go to "dem liberal schools."

Hey assholes posting stupid meme pictures and gifs from Napoleon Dynamite: This is how you comment.

That Deadspin has become Reddit?

Why did you make "hero" possessive?

I look forward to Condi Rice's insight on picking college football teams.