Pictured: What the majority of Brewers fans show up to games dressed as.

You need to be able to use the correct form of "whose."

The best part was where they forced you to read the whole thing.

I once got stuck watching 3 hours of Peep and the Big Wide World. It's the closest to suicide by something other than years of drinking way too much alcohol that I've ever gotten.

I'm confused... why would security make him put it away? Is there a regulation against using a laptop at the stadium?

+1

Somewhere, Carl Lewis is nodding in approval.

Pictured: Display cases for all of the Vikings Lombardi Trophies.

DEAD DOVE: Do not eat.

+1 mound of rebound

Whew, thanks for that clarification.

+1

I'm literally giddy that he's okay, and that's not just the copious amounts of gin and bourbon I've been consuming to cope with the emotional rollercoaster of today.

The Vine video (currently second to last, captioned Video of an explosion near the finish line) is terrifying. I can't stop watching what appears to be an older gentleman in an orange shirt dropping to the ground with what looks like a heartattack.

You misspelled "racist."

What's with all the Marshall Henderson hype? If he's that good, why was he sitting on the bench during the final plays of the game?

+1 Court Rush

Ducati's what?

Lighten up, Francis.

"... but played the game hard and the right way"