Reference to one of my favorite films. “I Heart Hukabees”

My mother, who was fiercely intelligent, spent nearly a decade of her life in a religious cult, something that affected her until the day she died. The thing that broke her to the point that she was receptive to my father, who led said cult? Her husband having an affair with and then abandoning her for her best…

That’s really awful.

caftans for all!

I work from home—what are pants?

I’ve heard that the guy version can cause fertility issues.

I don’t think she wore them for four days. She put them on, then helped people move. The pants caused the blood to stop flowing which caused her to faint, resulting in a four day stay in the hospital.

Yoga pants would never do this to you. Yoga pants love you too much <3

a lot of things to parse through here but these are my main takeaways

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Am i horrible because the first thing I thought of when i read this story was the episode of Friends where Ross tried to wear leather pants?

Gee whiz. I’m glad this never happened to me. I had a pair of skinny jeans (of the stretch-denim variety) that were so tight across my calves they felt like compression bandages. And I don't have especially big calves.

At the point when your pants are cutting off your circulation, I think the style becomes irrelevant, and your pants simply become “pants that are way too fucking small.”

are you saying Kanye should dump Kim and get together with Amber???

AMBER NO GIRL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's better-looking than you, that's why.

Oh! Amber Rose! She's great! She's famous because...