Waaaahhh, any time a show includes people who aren't exactly like me, it needs to serve a political purpose or it's unnecessary and gratuitous. Why can't TV have nothing but straight white Christian men in it like the real world does? Waaaaahhhh.

The original soap opera parody series, done by the Master herself. I always loved it when Vicki Lawrence used to show up as her daughter, with baby in tow - and Carol would take the infant in her arms, then a few moments later, toss it into the large rubbish bin near the door as she attended to another crisis.

I love that she asked to keep the wardrobe. Oh and everything about her. I want another Carol Burnett special, damn it!

A part of me hoped against hope that they would maybe be a multi ethnic group of friends rather than a real estate stock photo.

Is anyone on Earth surprised by this?

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

is Swift a woman of color? Only if "polar white" is its own color.

Why did Kanye let her finish?

They are probably going "Awesome! Now I don't need to get that bitch a gift!"

I'm getting married in... shit, less than three months, and I like to think I'm quite reasonable. My take on the matter has always been that everyone else is doing me a favor. Literally nobody else on the face of the planet cares about my wedding as much as I do, and the people who show up anyway - never mind the ones…

Pretty much. I find women that are about to get married suddenly get a very high opinion of themselves. Like "You should be fucking lucky that I invited you to my mediocre wedding with no open bar". Ahahahaha. No thanks, I can think of 100 things better than adding to Bridezilla's ego.

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

In the moment, I was too embarassed to think. After I got home and he explained what it was, I could immediately make out that it was a cow. The creepy part (as if the picture was not enough) is that for some inexplicable reason, on the opposite page my son drew a giant lobster who locked eyes with the chicken. You…

Regarding the chicken horse tugjob, it was as bad a night as it sounds. We were forced to sit at our kids desks, which were arranged in clusters of 5. I am already uncomfortable sitting in a chair designed for 9 year olds in way too close proximty of 4 other parents - all women mind you. I was one of 2 dads who…

He would say not all fights are physical confrontations.

That's similar to something I came up with whenever I hear someone say that they've never made a mistake.

So called "Winners" tend to pad their stats. It creates a culture of hypocrites and bullies.