So this kind of shit is totally cool and acceptable to show in such intimate detail, but sex (if any) needs to happen off-screen or be vaguely implied OR ELSE.

No, you definitely sound like an asshole downer, metal frame or not.

Howl's Moving Castle can't be too far behind...

Uh oh, I smell a lawsuit coming...

I think it captures the spirit of old Cray Supercomputers more than their workstation counterparts.

I hope you don't ever expect people to pay for your photography.

Photoshop IS NOT a verb

Woody illustrates the average Instagram user.