When you’re used to fighting 10 Pirates at once, one Schwarber isn’t really much of a meal. Consider yourself spared Kyle

evidently having taken his eight-game suspension to heart.

Sorry, my sentence was confusing. What I was trying to say is I’ve KNOWN about it for about 15 years.

I’m a fan of both of them (who isn’t) and I’ve known they were married for at least 15 years, and yet somehow everytime someone mentions it startles me again. Maybe it’s because they both have such iconic careers on their own.

The things you learn from Morning Spoilers.

First Spider-Man and then this bullshit. Seriously, fuck Sony and whatever “famous people” who supposedly want to do this.

There are 4 Hemsworths - Keenan Thompson can play d’Artagnan.

The Three Hemsworthteers!

Quick, someone distract Sony by waiving a proposal for another Three Musketeers in their face. Pitch it to star all the Hemsworths. 

What are you talking about? Night monkey has nothing to do with Spider Man or Peter Parker AT ALL and is therefore going to be a Marvel movie

No featurette on the epic love story between Ned and Betty?

I hear there’s going to be a special extended edition on Amazon Primate.

And the bad thing about it is that Zendaya committed to hers, and would have won most weeks. But what could win against that?!?

The third film will undoubtedly feel like a completely unrelated film to the first two since it won’t be able to mention the Blip, Nick Fury, Tony Stark, Happy Hogan, being in space with Doctor Strange.  It’s going to be awful, no doubt.

As much as I loved FFH, now it just reminds me that we’re not getting a third film from the two studios. I know Sony is going to try making the third one without Feige, but they’ll really need to get their act together if it’s going to be halfway decent (Spider-Verse proved it’s possible, but I’m still not confident…

sorry Beth, you are legally obligated to mention Tom Holland’s lip sync battle performance in this context

Tom Cruise as Kraven the Hunter. give it to me now