And that person is me.

Unfortunately, he was hired during Obama’s tenure but his position is not a political appointee.

She asked.

You lost me at “no Miracle Whip.”

Tool did it better.

Glaser is really the best.

How can he have a problem with Jews when he insisted all the black accountants be fired and replaced with Jews? Hunh??!

This is excellent analysis.

That’s as spicy as a mayonnaise sandwich on wonder bread.

^This.

Exactly. Numerous reasons for a bar to prefer cash over credit:

Right? You are going to be here all night buying food and alcohol making my sales numbers look good and paying with untraceable cash... get out of here!

Right. I see this all the time. People strictly enforcing rules and being rude about it because they can. I call it the tyranny of the small.

Yes for bars; no for restaurants. If I sit down at a bar the bartender will usually ask me if I want to run a tab or pay as I go. They usually run tabs to avoid people skipping out on drinks.

I think you meant mistress-cum-wife....

+1 Team Cancer

Truth. There is only evil kitty and slightly less evil kitty.

Did you keep it in a basket?