@ChaoZ: DirecTV Sunday Pass - several football games, on screen, at once.

@Scaramanga9: It was actually Shit in a Jack suit.

@monkeyfied: They not only had exact change, but they didn't even bother to give you a tip?

@Zulkey: To me, he seems to be happier the further down the page one goes.

@Ima B. Me: It's like The Matrix - you cannot simply be told what it is, you must experience it first hand.

@Obi-Haiv: That was pre-ereader, though. Back when it was harder to serialize things via the internet, since folks had to - you know - check manually and stuff.

The money isn't in the story anymore; it's in the merch.

@Andy Neil: Oh, I know what he did was dangerous. I guess he could be considered dangerous too - but "dangerous stupid" not "dangerous gonna kill you".

A mechanical device that sprays folks with human DNA?

Yay for catching a guy making threatening calls, but holding him since 2009 without bail seems a bit much, considering there never were any bombs, and no one was actually hurt.

@corpore-metal: Big brother.

That lightcycle necklace is a thing of beauty.

Yes, please outlaw them.

@Stuart Bradley Newsom: The article said "channeling the 70's" before the edit.

More like channeling 1982, but whatever.

@Alasdair Wilkins: That's not stopping her from trying to get on Doctor Who.

@Harrison_Bergeron: Well played.

@Harrison_Bergeron: Maybe the rare mineral loses it's magical properties when exposed to high levels of radiation.

Damn, they cast the wrong Middle Man alumni in the Doctor Who episode.

@Zuzax: That is the greatest thing ever.