Wait, stripping is part of the sex industry? I thought it was naked people "dancing" to really horrible music?

That's not vacation hair, that's seaweed.

@LLisCool: But... complaining about grammar on Twitter *is* my hobby.

Well, you have to admit - it's damn effective.

@Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: It says iOS 4, not iPhone 4. The full description in iTunes says that it will run on a 3Gs or 4, as long as iOS 4 is installed.

Having bought, and used, the Captains Log app, I cannot recommend it at all - at least, not on a 3Gs.

@bawheid: Communicator and Bridge doors, yes - but from the new film, not the tv series.

@femme-bot: I now have to check out the razors next time I'm at the store.

@femme-bot: Well, I think the reasons I want to pay for my dates are: it's kind of expected, I do tend to earn more, and I do enjoy buying and paying for things - gift giving and the like. Probably in that order.

@femme-bot: But is it up to your date to make up for that difference?

Did he get paid to say this, or did he just wander into the studio and say it on his own, free time?

@femme-bot: How's about splitting it, and you pay .75 for every $1 he does.

@Lupison: Yeah, because the last Giz phone leak turned out so well for everyone involved.

@ManchuCandidate: You would think so, but no.

@AndrosZ: No, probably not.

@necgray: Only if it's Christian Bale saying "YEEEEESH!!!GHAHFHA!"

@necgray:

@HelloChieftain: The red eyes and stubble I can handle, but the rest?

@blehbleh13: The Flash did seem really damn slow. Shouldn't he be nothing more than a scarlet blur?

@dgkz0idberg: That's why I don't put my donuts where others can access them.