So you're cool with her taking advantage of a 17-year old and manipulating her within the boundaries of a sexual relationship?

I hate when we act like its all about us.

What a bunch of assholes.

How can they legally seize his car? In my City if you get arrested for speeding, your car gets impounded and then you pay your ticket and get it back. Does his car being seized mean they will keep it?

So basically everything.

Not gonna judge how idiots part with their cash... but these two dickweeds had the opportunity to sell the first pics of their baby for several millions of dollars with the understanding the money would go to a charity. But they chose to present their little offspring in the pages of Vanity Fair for which they get…

"Also: Riley Cooper has Truck Nutz." Because if he had real nuts, he would have said that at a 2 Chainz concert.

You win the entire day. Maybe the week.

Basically, any 12-year old girl who can fake a British accent could have sung this "song."

Note to streakers: ALWAYS RUN TOWARDS THE CAMERA. Please. Thank you.

So which one is Scottie Pippen?

Wow. Football is such a confusing game.

But more importantly, she reveals that her porn name would be Chi-Chi Barbara (childhood street + childhood pet).

"Serena comes out of her shell"?

Just think how much good those 1 million moms could do if they focused on hunger, the homeless, the working poor... Of course in reality there is only like 30 of them so I guess they could not do much.

Geez. Maybe it was his truck.

Don't read much do ya?

I got my PHD in physiogdamy. Or whatever that guy said.

"Kardashian Eggenschwiler" look like drunk tweeting.