Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura also called for Peterson's suspension, not because of abuse allegations, but because he was partially responsible for 9/11.

Roger Goodell and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week.

Baltimore: [cuts Rice]

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

Pick up that can.

Yeah, it's really fucked up when you support a wife-beater and people twist things to make it look like you support a wife-beater.

Did you and your sister also fight about who got to go to the dentist or who got the last serving of liver?

This posting photos of a persons dead body is more disgraceful than making a joke about their death - but stay on your high horse

honestly what did you think it could of been man? The kinect is worthless. Nobody cares about voice commands. Nobody cares about plugging your overpriced cable service into an overpriced "gameing" machine. Nobody cares about Microsoft's crappy TV shows they wanted to produce and push on everybody. Now. Finally. They…

I hate it when Kotaku, Deadspin, I09, and Gizmodo do this shit. I don't want to read Jezebel articles. Damn you Totillo!

This wasn't me but I witnessed it and it was awesome.

Anybody else thinking "What is an empire waist?"

Dear Ubi,

First thought about the SSS "fuck me, I shouldn't have paid my bills cause now I'm broke at the worst time" upon looking at it "I already own everything, fuggit"

Looks like a gray filter.

Also, Beyond Good and Evil 2... God dammit, Ubisoft...

One time a few years ago, my buddies and I we were out at the bar on a Saturday night when we noticed that we were being watched by a group of weirdos nearby. They sat down with us (uninvited) and the first thing out of the girl's mouth was "We're polyamorous!"

Never throw it back. That's what Cubs fans do. Do you want to be a Cubs fan? No, you don't, so just give that ball to a kid.

You never give the Vikings a 100% chance of winning. Ever.

And don't tell me...the complete lack of any physical evidence is just proof of the conspiracy.