Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura also called for Peterson's suspension, not because of abuse allegations, but because he was partially responsible for 9/11.

Roger Goodell and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week.

Baltimore: [cuts Rice]

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

Pick up that can.

Yeah, it's really fucked up when you support a wife-beater and people twist things to make it look like you support a wife-beater.

easy. Moist von Lipwig.

Considering that every single episode involving Daleks or Cybermen involves the Doctor basically blowing them all up, I kind of don't really see why the show has that reputation. I mean, his sonic screwdriver is now basically just something that causes whatever he points at to break or spark or blow up or do whatever…

Did you and your sister also fight about who got to go to the dentist or who got the last serving of liver?

This posting photos of a persons dead body is more disgraceful than making a joke about their death - but stay on your high horse

honestly what did you think it could of been man? The kinect is worthless. Nobody cares about voice commands. Nobody cares about plugging your overpriced cable service into an overpriced "gameing" machine. Nobody cares about Microsoft's crappy TV shows they wanted to produce and push on everybody. Now. Finally. They…

Does Google Reader count?

I hate it when Kotaku, Deadspin, I09, and Gizmodo do this shit. I don't want to read Jezebel articles. Damn you Totillo!

Literally nothing in that sentence is true.

This wasn't me but I witnessed it and it was awesome.

Anybody else thinking "What is an empire waist?"

Dear Ubi,

First thought about the SSS "fuck me, I shouldn't have paid my bills cause now I'm broke at the worst time" upon looking at it "I already own everything, fuggit"

Looks like a gray filter.

You never give the Vikings a 100% chance of winning. Ever.