The Kia Track'ster is mine: 250hp AWD 3 door hatchback. To be more general though, anything like this. A small, affordable, lightweight, manual hatchback with all wheel drive. The only car that seems to promise anything remotely close is the new Renegade.

Does Jalopnik now owe Ferrari $70k for reporting on the early review of the Ferrari La Ferrari?

Not really. But i'm newer than you. I just keep mistaking these as actual articles full of wisdom and news... but... no.

You can't be serious, mate.

Sorry. All of us at Jalopnik wear skinny jeans and we have to get that snug fit just right.

10/10 would buy used in 5 years.

I see that my suggestion for a convertible version of the Cayman went unheeded.

Gramps, why should I put out the fire when technology lets me get the right people on the job in a hurry?

Let me tell you a story: A guy marries his longtime girlfriend. Shortly after marriage, she finds him in the garage cleaning his beloved E-type and says: "Now that we're married, I think you should sell that thing and get something more sensible." Long pause. Then he says: "You know, for a minute there, you sounded…

I disagree completely. We're just in a lull in the action right now. That's how these things go. A big change will come and everyone will adopt it. Then there will just be incremental updates from there for a while, and then the cycle starts all over again. I went into more detail here:

Attentions Gentlemen and wifeslaves! Introducing the all new Laviztraz Vorboz AutoTrokk!

The ironeye is unbelievable.

Mid-engined with front-wheel-drive?

I think those tires are on backwards.

nice Chrysler 200

Some light reading for those simply trying to enjoy a nice afternoon at that park

She suing for the buzz kill.

/In before "my 1953 Buick"

It passed donk and went straight up hoodmobile. I bet the pineapple scented air freshener straight up stank when that thing went up. *

So basically this is posted here because a guy who happens to own a Lamborghini dislikes another guy who happens to be famous for some reason or another. Jeebus.