I have a hard time spending a lot of time around people that young. They're generally more immature. Being out of college and having a real job helps... But only so much.

10 years younger is one thing. College student is another. They tend to be so far removed from the real world as to be... irritating.

Who could stand to be around drunk college kids for a week?

I'm pretty sure that's what Dante described in the third level of hell.

I got very familiar with that.

I drove a non-turbo 300D W123 sedan for a while.

It was slow, but it would run forever. Literally, because of a vacuum leak, it would not turn off on it's own.

I didn't get that. He acted like anyone else who would walk in, both before and after I knew who he was.

The worst Celebrity interaction I had was high maintenance. Julia Roberts. I didn't recognize her, mostly because in person she looked like someone stretched silly putty over skeletor and then put it in a "Little…

He's pretty short, yeah. Around 5 foot 5 maybe?

No... he was dressed just like a normal guy! I think black jeans and a black hoodie. I didn't even recognize him at first... One of the jobs I had in college was working at a cell phone store, and he came in. He was on tour, and his phone was a piece of crap. It was crazy, I talked to him for a while, and then was…

Sinbad was super nice. I kind of made fun of him, and he was so cool and so nice about it that I really felt like an asshole. I cracked a joke about him while he was there, and he just laughed it off. Seriously cool dude.

That IS a bitch move.

I worked retail in college, and the nicest celebrities I ever assisted were Whitney Houston, Danzig, and Sinbad.

Note: Who ever thought those names would go in a sentence together?

Oh my god that puppy.

And Landslide is an awesome song. I loved the Smashing Pumpkins cover of it as well.

This all makes me have slightly less distaste for Miley Cyrus.

My guess is that actual sex with him might go unnoticed also.

Side note, He does look like a douchier Dane Cook. I would say he's less funny, but I'm not sure that's possible. Lets call it a tie.

So, you believe that medical care is not a right, I assume.

Since a claim on the product of one person cannot be the right of another.

I dunno... 116 in the standing mile (what I assume they're doing) is pretty impressive for a lawn mower.

Sorry, but there are some incorrect notes on your southern bro.

First, the uniform involves not-quite-long-enough khakis. Think "end a couple of inches above the shoe". Or madras shorts. Also, Wayfairers. With croakies. And a masters Visor. . And probably too much axe body spray. And probably Natty light, depending…

"Even if abortion were about philosophy rather than politics (it's really not), one person's opinion about how I should live my life would still be irrelevant. Someone's personal beliefs about whether or not I should be able to drink alcohol, bare my head, live outside of my father's home, drive a car, have premarital…

Morality isn't objective.

It's certainly far more complex than you're making it out to be. The question of whether or not something is valid, human life or not is a gray area that should not be glossed over as a means to being right.

I believe in the right to choose, but the reasons for this are long, complex, and…

I'm not getting into the morality or ethics of abortion, since it's an extremely complicated issue with two value judgement based, non objective sides.

I'm pretty moderate, and I think this is absurd. Why do legislators believe that they know how a drug should be used better than doctors, the FDA, and the company that manufactured the drug?

Is there some actual reasoning behind it, or is it just a way into strong arming women out of having abortions?