I lol’d.

That’s a ringing endorsement if I’ve ever seen one!

The old Duke controller is what sold the original X-Box for me. Just felt fantastic in my hands, after years of uncomfortable controllers. And no, I can’t palm a basketball.

I was rocking Super Time Force before the protective stickers came off!

Indeed, Major Nelson already said that all compatible (no Kinect 1st gen, no USB accessories) first party games will be included. See video, 3 minutes in. http://kotaku.com/1711611986

I did this for almost a year for the Xbox One GWG until I finally got the system. Great idea!

Wow. You are a horrible person.

Am I the only person seeing Cammy’s ridiculous bellybutton? It’s so horrible and distracting, like a portal into hell.

I remember the Game Boy version of that game. Talk about “crushing personal disappointment”... And the Genesis game was hard as hell.

Wow, you’re taking me back in time here. Haha... I was ranking them in terms of Little Debbie brand power.

Sorry Fahey, but this was the first First Five that I’ve watched and regretted the decision. I’m not interested in playing the game either, but boy was it annoying to hear you bitch about being forced to play through the tutorial and then refuse to play the game for the remainder of the 5 minutes. This video wasn’t…

It feels like a mash-up of the action sequences from Terminator and T2.

Benny! SCREW YOUUUU!

+1 for the green light.

Ah, trolling. Well played.

Too bad you didn't grow the fuck out of shitting all over people's hobbies. If you don't like it, just go away. No one here cares what you think.

"God, I hate how Americans keep 99% of the globe open for safe commerce, at great personal expense." - Noone ever.

Yeah, would have appreciated a timestamp to let me know where the interesting part of the 90-minute video starts.