How are you accessing this website, with two cans and a string?

When I say us, I refer to the traditional gamers. The ones who purchase games at the store or online. The ones who line up for console launches. The ones who's second-favorite pastime is talking about the games they love online. Some of us play mobile games too — some more than others — but our hearts belong to the…

That girl on the congas was kill-ing-it. KILLING IT. Great video, thanks.

If you haven't yet, watch this one:

That review was delightful. We missed you, Fahey.

Why not go anyway, but refuse the travel and have Kotaku pay your way? Over budget?

I think they deserve each other.

I was confused by that part, too. Maybe the wording could have been something like "jidori, another word for 'selfie.'"?

I'm sorry, is there an L'Académie française-equivalent for English that I was unaware of? I thought dialects were generally condoned in English. Watch out, this website calls football "Soccer", so you have some serious scolding to do.

OK, that's a lot of questions.

Hm... I didn't know our taxes were so progressive, but apparently you're right.

Wait, US Federal income tax even bothers to go for 10% for the first $7'550 people earn? Really???!?!? The poor DO pay taxes!

Wait, the door isn't the ? block? Seems like a missed opportunity to me.

Thanks for the update! I was trying to find out what happened.

Yeah, so they can fly back to "never".

Shocking how few comments here suggest that her behavior is superstition.

This wasn't even the only Kick Six against a U Alabama team this season. See Odell Beckham, LSU vs UAB. Totally different situation and level of play, but you'd think that Bama would have been aware of the possibility after this happened to their sister school...

Edge: Blue Light of Death, Disc Drive of Doom... in this case, there is no "edge." Everyone who loses, loses. Both companies are playing it very close to the vest with the actual number of failed units, and it'll likely take a good long while to tell whether either console is having a problem on the scale of the Xbox…

BRB, playing Majora's Mask. On a Gamecube disk. In my Wii.

It's a flaw of the Kinect, not the XB1. So yes, there is still the controller, and you can still do everything with it.