OK, how about a whiteboard? That also has the added benefit of already existing and being dirt cheap.

Andrew Wilson is about as new to being the CEO of EA as the world is to being aware of Miley Cyrus' preferred method of dance. Only about 40 days into the job, it's too early to expect him to be that specific about just how EA will be changing. But during his chat with Kotaku both he and Soderlund were crystal clear…

This is definitely my favorite song from all of LoZ.

So buying an exclusive = bad, but buying a studio = good?

Ah, but it's not just any video game studio... it's an evil video game studio run by Abstergo, the corporate face of the villainous modern-day Templars. This obvious bit of meta humor—Abstergo Entertainment is located in Montreal, just like Black Flag’s primary developer Ubisoft Montreal—is sometimes cute, but too…

"Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared."
~ Eddie Rickenbacker, World War I hero

Doom Guy vs Cyberdemon!

All these people correcting you, and not a one stated that you're actually accidentally right. On the PC there were four discs. The extra was an install disc.

What interests me about this story is the underlying assumption that seeing a gun should elicit an obvious reaction. What is the appropriate reaction to seeing someone with a gun on public transit, apparently minding their own business? "HE'S GOT A GUN! GET DOWN!"

I know I'm late to this party, but... relevant.

I agree with all that you're saying, except that I actually thought the swordplay implementation was shoddy too. It was very clever in design, and when it worked it was incredible. That just made it so much worse that it was glitchy and inaccurate for me most of the time. Specifically, it was practically impossible…

I died a half a dozen times from running off an edge because it wanted me to move twice instead of once. Needs tighter controls. Sad, because I was digging the concept.

Well, CAD was removed in 2010 because too much continuity: http://kotaku.com/5669950/

Wow. It's depressing that these people turned your funny joke into some terrible, poorly formed political discussion. I'm sorry.

She's not above letting children suffer. She's anti-vaccine, remember?

Typical. Black-on-black crime. And the victim never speaks out in situations like this. A damned shame.

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WHATS THE POINT OF COMMENTING AT ALL?!1 WHY EVEN HAVE OPINIONS?/

More like "The Importance of Duckface," amirite?

So, by your measure, if someone rapes a person, then they kill them, the murder was a net positive? After all, now the victim has been spared suffering.