Never a swarm of bees around when you need one.

Upon exiting the LaFerrari, the dog approached a purple Dodge Viper. “Nice car,” the dog must have said. “For poors. me to poop on!”

This is not very humerus.

I would argue the goalkeeper had the worst gaffe... poor field conditions cause that ball to catch and it took a nasty spin back at the player that he wasn’t expecting.

This guy is equal parts Joakim Noah and Adam Morrison

That shirt was played ten years before the Bangladeshi child who sewed it was born.

Can we all just please acknowledge that steven adams is Adam Morrison?

I wouldn’t want to spend the apocalypse in Morrison’s bunker, since I’d drown from all his tears...

I didn’t do the best job, but I tried to make sure everyone was cool.

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…

There was no sign that said FUCK DREW or anything, although that would have been understandable.

And this certainly is a poo-poo innovation.

(crowd lustily boos lack of effort)

Revolutionary player, revolutionary manager and soccer mind. Strong argument that he’s the best Euro-born player of all-time. Not that I remember much of it since I was very young, but Cruyff featured in the first professional match I ever attended (at RFK Stadium). RIP.

I had always pictured him as a strolling playmaker, like Riquelme or Pirlo, but the clips show how fast and physical he was. Part Zidane, part C. Ronaldo... because he did it all without protection from Refs, and while smoking 40 a day, he gets the mantle of Europe’s best ever player. RIP.

Rich Walsh KDKA ✔‎@RichieWalsh

I call bullshit that that red shirted individual is Miller. If it was Miller, the shirt would have been completely soaked through with sweat...

Is now really a time to be making jokes? A referee was just Zlatan the face!

A referee red-carded me once.