Already written. “Failure: An American Success Story,” by Tom Haverford.

We might not get to see Totteringham Day this year.

As a Hammers fan who hates both Arsenal and Spurs with rabid passion, I can only hope they draw their way out and Leicester triumphs, bloody, battered and with a gaggle of Thai hookers.

What’s the big surprise? Every switch hitter is amphibious!!!1!

Did the approximately five seconds of bliss equal the unknown amount of time spent apologizing? (Probably not.)

“Censorship” is when the government tells you what you can and can’t say. That’s bad. “Business” is when your employer orders you to stop embarrassing them by making misogynistic comments that drive away listeners and advertisers. That’s good. Fact is, if you’re a host of a radio show and you are continuously and…

Now to persuade Jim Tomsula to move out of the big suitcase.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Well, get a grip then, Kubiak is actually a perfect 4 for 4 as a Super Bowl coach. (3 as OC, 1 as HC).

Do you have a girlfriend, wife, sister, that will need...consoling after their loss?

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

In other words...he’s done cocaine, joined the mile high club and never had a 3some

For those that are wondering about the threesome: Boras was screwing Harvey and the Mets at the same time.

— Stay on the active roster for an entire MLB season

Who’s the artist? KRS-15&1?

Revised rooting order:

Samer, I think you give this way more thought than the Titan ownership.

Sometimes the effort is not worth the payout.

That is funny because Hatem Ben Arfa is selfish and does not pass.