Schottenheimer’s cat: the unknown state of a football cat where not knowing if it was smuggled in or found at Arrowhead forces us to think about it as simultaneously both smuggled in AND found at Arrowhead.

Oh, wow. That’s so weird. I saw that guy in Vegas last night.

Holy shit, they will burn that fucking city to the ground if the Bills win this weekend.

Let’s be respectful, please. This man clearly suffers from Billimia.

Petrine should acknowledge that Johnny’s semi-functional alcoholism is real, and will eventually lead him to his true calling in life: coaching.

the book, and the commentary thereto, are effectively found in one book by some E. Gibbon on some decline or fall or something or another.

You can’t blame Beckham for thinking Merton Hanks will stick his neck out for him.

How can a moment that wasn’t any of ours’ favorite sports moment of the year be a glaring omission from a list of our favorite sports moments of the year?

Not captured on screen: Justin Blackmon stumbling around and vomiting in the background.

I know that horse. Comes from a championship stock. In fact I’ve heard it’s blood-mare dam was bred out many many times at top notch prices.

I still think it was a catch.

Eggy Plastaras

How's Oberlin?

I’ve heard your jokes about my mom
Well, my right foot is a bomb
Tell me quick
Ain’t that a kick in the head?

Karakaş was allowed to return to the match after a brief tampon and ice treatment.

“STILL BETTER THAN MLS.” - Billy.

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

Depends on your perspective? “Erin” is an Anglicized version of “Eirinn”, which is one of the forms in Gaelic for “Eire” = i.e., Ireland. “Eireann” is the genitive, like “of Ireland,” so the Dail Eireann is, literally, “Assembly of Ireland” (one of the houses of their legislature).

Regret it you will.

Wheel of cheese I ate.