Don’t believe the downplay. As is the case with Rex, something is always afoot.

What, no room for the “Gay as Easter” tag?

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

“Fuck you, you’re getting a fucking embellishment!”

“Better hands than Ted Ginn Jr.”

Better hands than Ted Ginn Jr.

Defenseless white woman attacked by 3 young black males - News at 11.

Steelers fan so there is some bias but:

“Arsène, is that your bong over there?”
“Yes, oui, that is my bong.”
“Does it have a name?”
“Yes.”
“Well.... what’s it called?”
“Ball-holding deep midfielder.”
“How often do you hit it?”
“Every January and August, at least.”

WHO COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?!

you don’t actually mention the Jamaican reggae superstar’s name.

Props to Weiland for not getting his pants twisted over Range Life.

It was just a headlock. Nothing to see here. Move along.

The Thursday of the last week, when they did the roast. They locked me out of my own site, and it drove me insane. It was worth it, though, because of this:

I wasn’t aware you spent any of it on anything OTHER than that.

Congratulations on zapping the monster that is Deadspin into existence a decade ago, Dr. Frankenspin. My question: How significant, in ways good and bad, was the weird and ubiquitous Anchorman obsession that dominated the Commentariat’s formative months? It almost seemed like the Anchorman script was some sort of…

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enough time has passed that i think i can share this. that time Daulerio came down to miami to cover the superbowl. we spent some of his “meals and incidentals” cash on cocaine. i am sorry.

As the proud parent of a 10-year-old website, how does it feel knowing that Lawrence Taylor is just starting to show interest in it?