This guy is 80 percent of Deadspin’s readership.

Not to be confused with ball players who are successfully putting Jeremy Guthrie out of work.

Tennessee Titans: 1 registered account (inactive; lapsed)

Really? I can’t imagine loving the movie but not being able to like the show. They felt almost the same to me (the only difference being that Coop did not age gracefully at all). Then again I saw the movie for the first time like 2 years ago so I was in pretty much the same place when I watched it.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

This quote was taken out of context. The “league” RGIII was referring to was the fantasy football league he plays in with Jamarcus Russell, Brady Quinn, Ryan Leaf, Todd Marinovich, Heath Shuler, Joey Harrington, Cade McNown, Rick Mirer, Akili Smith, Tim Tebow, and Johnny Manziel.

I kind of just assumed he had retired.

He also thinks that Subway is the best sandwich shop in the universe. Poor taste all around.

Hey, I’m Northwest and involved in a Union, and let me tell you - that shit is a fucking debacle!

This is just the first of many times this year where Northwestern football’s attempts to organize an effective campaign will be killed with a punt.

The NLRB got this this all wrong. Employees or not, there’s no way any Northwestern student could ever also be classified as an “athlete.”

You sure he isn’t just tweeting about the Deadspin comments section?

Well maybe the kid shouldn’t have been trying to steal cars....I know death isn’t exactly what he deserved, but if he didn’t put himself in this position, it never would have happened.

I am a big fan of Whiskeytown-era Ryan Adams.

does that say “drunk women”? ya know, just to clarify?

Not fans of passing

“Mine was worse.”

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

More gay boxers please, and my mother will finally let me be a boxing fan! PS: Mike Tyson is totally the Madonna of boxing.

“ I’m not saying I’m the Taylor Swift of boxing, but I’m not not saying I’m the Taylor Swift of boxing”