Haha they don’t even know they smell like syrup because they smell like that all the time!

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

The Magnus Effect Is Why a Disgusting Baseball Chin Goes Like This

Blood Jort

I still can’t get over this 45 degree angle thumbs.

Making your kids think dancing is horrible is the best way to stop the from stripping. That and not having a penchant for drugs and child molestation.

What is it with dancing parents? Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

Best throw I’ve ever seen.

Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau

Gattis is a man. Who needs batting gloves? I’ll just tomahawk the fuck out of a pitch at my eyeballs.

What you say is true, but Abby Wambach is dead.

Welcome home, Phil

[Are completely unsure as to who to root for]

Dave Warner: “Where the hell is the guy that was supposed to alert me to impending attacks?”
Dave warner: [lying in a bloody pulp after being beaten by Jerome Townsend]

Man, imagine how pissed Adrian Beltre would be if this happened to him.