How did you miss Lorenzo Cain as ‘The Great Cornholio’?

So Rosencrans gets a response that’s equal parts guilt & stern.

That...actually makes it a pretty half-decent burn.

Pretty sure its because Rossi’s parents own an ice cream store. Also Rossi is awful.

Packed my kid's thermos with Redd's Apple Ale. LOL.

FTFY, Greg.

A confused Wayne Rooney keeps wondering why he can't swipe the picture right.

It's all cute and adorable until you sign the papers and find out that she actually comes with the house.

That can't be Joe Nathan. Whoever is in that picture can close.

Tell me where this alley is so I can be sure I never go down it.

I never knew how desperately I needed to see a dog try to catch a taco, but now that I have, I'm just so satisfied.

She'll get no sympathy from her roommate, the tiny violin player.

Not the most memorable goal from this game, but Zanetti's goal vs. England in St. Etienne deserves a shoutout for being topical...

Now that it is available in cans and brown bottles in the US, it is a much better beer. Buying in the green bottles was juts playing the skunked lottery. Budvar/ Czechvar is the better of the Czech pilsners. But that is pretty much always skunked.

Thanks for deciding my next twelver! I am a sucker for a solid pilsner (I love Mama's Little Yella Pils, among others) and always thought this was a mediocre macro.

Some of us need to drink to make being around people like you tolerable.

Did they order a Brazilian of them? That would be a HUGE order.

Justin Vernon recorded "For Emma, Forever Ago" in that garage.

One thing that helped me was keep track of what you eat. I recommend keeping a food diary (there are a ton of apps for it as well), although it is a lot of work. The thing is, you won't have to do it for the rest of your life, you will use it to identify problems and change behavior and then you can stop. If you…