Oh yeah, Samer?! Well then.......

this would have worked better with a picture of the beard.

Theoretically, a scoring system like this one in a rotisserie league would provide the most accurate outcomes, but fantasy isn't about that. Fantasy is about winning your matchup 80-79 with Tim Wright scoring a 1 yard TD on his only catch, and laughing at your friend who scored 125 points and lost.

On the plus side, he totally completed the trifecta.

Aborted-boot-grab-into-a-karate-kick maneuver at 00:19 is fucking priceless.

Brandon Gibson can get you the financing that Mike Wallace can't

Pedantic soccer fan points out use of non-word "pendantic"

Man, Caliendo is phenomenal. Without the visual imagery, it's easier to focus on his voices, and while you expect him to nail ESPN's more caricatured ones (Berman, Holtz, Ditka), it's the subtler voices that are astonishing in their accuracy. Bob Ley, Jon Gruden, Ron Jaworski, and Mel Kiper, Jr. aren't cakewalks for…

I used to work in radio, and can still do a lot of voices, though I worked with some guys who are true masters, but nobody gets as consistently close to random folks as Caliendo does. Most guys who do voices tend to stick to the same crew - Reagan, Clinton, George Burns, Nicholson, Arnold, Shatner, etc... - the whole…

The guy is talented

I will ride for the Atone Phone, if just for the phone number.

Actually, buying beer in Pennsylvania is easy, assuming you want it in industrial quantities. See, you can't just go to a convenience store and pick up a six-pack. You can either go to a pizza shop (or some other place with a carry-out alcohol license), or you can go to a "distributor" who is legally obligated to sell…

You're not far off Tom. There's actually another panda outside of the frame that eats shoots and leaves.

"I'm gettin too endangered for this shit!"

It wasn't a Southwest employee. The Texans fan posted a picture of his boarding pass, so he basically gave anyone with access to Southwest.com all the information they needed to cancel the reservation.

What the fuck is wrong with some people? Who really goes out their way to do something like this on purpose? I mean c'mon people , get your shit together and get a life.