I use some of Peter Gammons' tweets to break the ice at bars sometimes.... The girls always just think I'm having a stroke though...

If you're in the Pittsburgh area, and want to try cider, grab a glass of Arsenal. Look for the tap handle shaped like a revolver.

This is some of your best writing.

I kinda felt like the fact that I can still distinguish the good stuff from the other stuff meant I was safe. Of course, I also drank ShockTop Apple at 9:00 this morning, so that's another angle on it.

I'll offer a third option: He's a owner's puppet AND he's stupid

Yeah I fucked up all over the place. Garbage list.

You really underestimate how much white people love dogs by leaving Michael Vick off that most hated list.

You'd better recognize.

Holy shit. The one email just totally dislodged a completely forgotten memory. So I was on a non-stop cross-country flight back from DC to Seattle. I had the window seat, and next to me, in the middle seat, was a...ehhhh I want to say like 6 year-old boy, and his mom had the aisle seat. About an hour into the flight,…

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

"ONIONS!"

What a beautiful setting to play a game. Also, that's going to be quite a bit of time added on.

So your opinion is that Charles Barkley disagrees with you, therefore he has nothing to add to the conversation? His whole point about the Eric Garner case was right. The police officer should've been punished, but it was manslaughter at worst, not murder.

GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT fWAR AND OBP!

Scut Farkus hasn't aged a bit since Ralphie beat him down.

Curt Schilling Confused By "Economy, Laws" in "Rhode/Island"

Sad. Hope it turns out okay.

Darren Wilson promptly shot Nate Robinson.

This doesn't even crack the Top 10 of "Tyler Thigpen's Worst Drives"

Honestly surprised about this mascot. With the games being in Brazil, I'd expect a hairless cat.