Trader Joe's has a million kinds of beer that are brewed all over the place

Behind every half stable drunk is a very strong woman.

Belichick: Can anyone get that dick Gray for me!?

It had been more than a full calendar year since the Raiders last won a game (those salad days of Matt McGloin and Rashad Jennings)

Same one as this guy?

I'm going to agree with you. Putting black paint on your face does not automatically make it "black face" and racist, no matter how dumb you look.

Call me crazy, but it sounds like there might be nothing racial to it...

"There was nothing racial about it," says Schmidt. "They didn't have any other intention than to just try to intimidate the underclassman by wearing blackface," she continued. "It's okay, I'm *married* to a guy who wears blackface," she finished.

The girls learned a valuable lesson that day. If you want to win the big game, don't have your quarterback show up in blackface.

Look at all the fucks Missouri gives

And now everyone is going in on RG3. Steve Young is going in... A radio station listener who won a contest to write for the local CBS station (this is something that happened) is going in... Fucking Pat White is going in!

The fact that she didn't list a Kardashian or Taylor Swift means you've done your job as a father

"Hedy Hey Hedy Hey Hedy decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky."

You are an asshat of the highest order. Something about Mary? Outside Providence?? Me, Myself and Irene???...Shit I mean, even Shallow Hal is pretty funny. Kindly fuck off.

And I'd rather be hit by a car than be President.

No, it's snot.

Ladybugs 2: Bugging the S&*t out of me

On the bright side, this newfound notoriety has made Radwan the second most famous Husky soccer player in the world, behind only Matt Le Tissier.

Can that dude please get the fuck out of the way?