I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

Again, Welker was out performed by someone younger.

TWEET THE LEG BILLY

Simmons is such a weird employee. He's a big dog that acts like a little dog that wants to be a big dog.

Great article Will. I always seek out these beers you post and I'm rarely disappointed. But hey man... any chance at getting me out of this grey box?

I'm an apologist for all Long Trail beers (probably because I can get a case in PA for under $25), but their Blackbeary Wheat is a decent fruit beer. It's only 4.0% and it might be the last variety I finish in the sampler, but it's pretty drinkable and not cloyingly sweet. Not a bad beer to start with on a weekend…

Your column has become my favorite read at Deadspin. Besides the fact that you write engagingly, you're one of the few writers for the site that has more passion and regard for his subject than for the sound of his own voice.

FRUIT BEER THREAD!!

Have you even had Bud Lite Lime? How can you even rate fruit beers if you've never had the king?!?!?!?

SHAREESE ASPARAGUS!

Hey, pal: if you don't want to hear slurs when listening to an NFL broadcast, I recommend you just mute your TV! You can turn the volume back up after they're done interviewing Joe Namath.

That Spanish Fork player is gonna need some tenedor loving care.

Shitting at work is a goddamned inalienable right. I'm pretty sure that's why we have unions.

In the true spirit of the 60's, neither black nor yellow is featured in this video.

Gotta support your team man.

As a physician, this is spot on. Great article. It's amazing how even my coworkers seem to forget the basic science they learned in medical school and develop these faulty beliefs which propagate the problem. Also, VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN. That is all.

On the flipside, has Ben Roethlisberger finally put to rest the claims about him being too gray?

Shades of Adenhart, both 22, both just had a great game, both would have had bright futures.