C.J. Crown Jewels. CJ MOSLEY HAS THE CROWN JEWELS.

Am I missing something from the article? Where does it say they were pressured? I see it says some girls were "recruited" which, eh, might be a little inappropriate using them as eye candy but I don't think anybody was forcing them to make out with each other or the recruits.

Im impressed Kevin was able to type this with one hand clutching his pearls. Abhorent?

SHORT SLEEVES DUH.

Judging from the video, it appears there was no resolution.

When questioned about his decision to start Mettenberger this week, Ken Whisenhunt responded, "He's the best around. Nothing's ever going to keep him down."

Here's an alternate angle that really shows off the technique. Man is the Europa League ever exciting.

Fun Fact: The idiots in my state (WV) LOVE the Steelers and HATE the Pitt Panthers. So back when WVU played Pitt every year, people would go up there on Saturday and almost get in a fight with someone they'd be high-fiving on Sunday. At the same damn field. It always seemed so stupid to me. Go Browns!

the best anthem. The True North.

Barry, a Canadian youth easily scoring a hockey goal is as common as an American youth masturbating in the back seat of a taxicab. It's nothing special.

I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.

Looks like someone kilt him.

This definitely seems like the Falcons: a second and long followed by a third where they are nowhere near the marker.

Don't Do It at #20 is an atrocity.

... my biggest mistake was trusting Rob too much

Don't Do It is way too low. They play the shit out of that song.

Ophelia should be higher. About as high as Neil Young.

"It Makes No Difference" really is a fantastic song, and that performance shows how great Rick Danko was.

I can remember so many nights in NYC, blowing lines and watching the last waltz - it makes no difference, trying to score a threeway with a short haired southern lesbian photographer and her sexy indian roommate that dated adam levine and devendra banhart and man, did this song just make sense all the ways, all the…

Matt Flynn: Pick me up dude!