So that quickly, the life of a fine very young man is over. We all go through this life with the possibility of sudden death by some careless action or just sheer bad luck hanging over us. Most of us are just trying to get through this life as best we can so don't waste any of your time trying to make someone else's…

that's actually Charlie Frye

If "Lady Cain" wasn't a Styx song circa 1978, it should have been.

Anybody have a Sergio Romo mask I can borrow?

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Photographer: Okay fellas, on the count of 3 give me your most natural soccer pose.

And I thought his songs had bad hooks.

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.

Pretty good Katie, but the '86 Mets were able to put down 6 beers and an entire 8 ball with just 1 Straw.

Tommy's next piece on Deadspin will appear in 2018, when it is incontrovertibly proven that the "Brett Favre dick pic" was actually a photograph of a Rolo.

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit

The police officer observed "several clues of possible impairment," including "the fact that he was at a Taco Bell drive-thru".

Call me when somebody leaves Taco Bell without a damaged rear-end.

Frozen 2 doesn't look that bad.

You guys don't understand...French military posturing is always a prelude to capitulation and ridicule.

Waitress 1: You look pissed. Bad tip?

Neat trick: replace "Heineken" with "Rolling Rock" and this article is no less true.

Obligatory.

This is the finest example of the heel drop kick since Office Space.

She just wanted to give it to Victor Cruz