Locking her up before you go undrafted—now that's true game management.

My Russian ancestry demands I vote vodka.

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.

I suppose if presentation matters, this is nice. Personally, I try to aim for the middle-front of my tongue, filling to the sides, and using an "open throat" technique to minimize turbulence, with a clean top-lip cut off for each pour.

The LaTroy Hawkins Fan Club meetings are excruciatingly long because none of its members know how to close them.

Do you hate fun?

This is ridiculous. Being in the NBA never stopped anyone from committing a crime

Seriously? Anybody who doesn't think this is the norm for how coaches speak to players from the college level on up is completely naive. Hell, a significant percentage of high school coaches talk to their players like this on a regular basis. Let's stop acting astonished that this goes on and that Frank Martin is a…

Of course he has diamond studs. of course.

Only if you do that thing with your fingers that this guy does when you're wearing them. I think it actually might be international sign language for "I"m a douchebag."

I hate his hands. I hate his hands so much.

This knob flashes more signs than an ASL speaker.

Pictured: every Matt Stairs jersey.

Pictured: Man I never want to talk to.

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

If Gisele ever leaves him, Tom Brady and Wesley Iwundu would make a perfect couple.

Looks like he took a look at his uniform and decided he was a Flyers goalie.

maybe we can commit genocide against everyone who misuses apostrophes?

Sick.