that's pretty bad... as bad as this, I don't know...

Bilas is in my estimation the most level headed announcer in college hoops and certainly the smartest. I really enjoy listening to him when he's given a chance to actually talk and not just answer ESPN nonsensical questions.

Welcome to the ACC, Jim, where the made-up fouls are for Duke and the points don't matter.

Verb-ing the word "son," as used disrespectfully in slang, is something that I've noticed terrible and stupid people doing of late.

Can anyone make sense of the headline?

I heard Gronkowski went with him and now they're just called "The Islands"

Lord knows what else he's had to go through; at a place like this, you just know he was forced to take in an anal Bede, too.

"We couldn't possibly run down all the dignitaries who appear in this bit..."

Glad to see Broadway Joe is better at handing off C-notes than he is at tossing coins.

Mariah Carey is larger than Tracy Morgan.

What's Mariah doing giving away the $100 that the NBA paid Nick Cannon to host the NBA All Star Dunk Contest?

He was released on his own recognizance due to the fact that he's no longer a threat to run.

what a lovely soccer match..... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

This ia astound. I can count the timez I spent on the internet on my left hand. In my country, internet is expensive. Especially if you work as a yodeler at the main train station. At least I can afford to buy unitards for my performances.

[wipes drool from corner of mouth] "This dude is taking brining to a whole 'nother level."

Who better to deliver the "There's no I in team" speech than Arne Duncan.

But does it help them protect this house?

Don't see it. Kennedy just pointed out that the better athletes tend to have warmups meant to help them focus by practicing start technique, suggesting maybe Hansen would benefit from it. I can understand the appeal of a buoyant, youthful, gif-ready routine, but nailing this guy to the cross for a pretty mild…

"I can see them from my house!"