DMX's Celebrity Boxing Strategy

Team Employee: We have this really promising graphic designer who made those two billboards that are getting a lot of social media attention. It's a really great for the Royals brand.

You may be misunderstanding the type of "good" I'm assigning to this commercial

Casino: "Okay, so for the end of my commercial I'm going to drag the sledgehammer with the cross across the front of the grave, then I'm going to smash the headstone and walk off into the distance. I want for the whole field to look like it's on fire, but since we obviously can't light the whole thing up, we'll try to…

Produced By: Kenny Powers
Edited By: Stevie Janowski

On the first play of the Super Bowl the team with the best offense in the entire history of the NFL let the snap go past the quarterback into the endzone for a safety. On the spectrum of odd things tonight a man with a half beard barely goes noticed.

why is he a schmuck? i find him likable and funny. I've heard several interviews not just espn stuff on TV.

I personally thought the Chris Berman impression was pretty great, also. The wild hand gesticulations were gold.

Of course, you encourage these clowns and their behavior by covering them. If Bucky and Sully traded sober-minded observations about the poor quality of the critiques of Lynch and Sherman, I'm certain I'd have gone to my grave without ever hearing about their radio show.

Grown-ass men that go by Bucky and Sully do not need to be listened to.

Is it possible that he has come from the future where the Patriots are in the Super Bowl and someone named Shukri David can actually exist?

• Please sit to use the toilet

No upper deckers.

Further proof that the average age of today's young adults in terms of maturity is about 7-11.

That same student who was removed later dismissed Brighton administrators' apologies as an attempt to curry favor with Pittsford.

Due to the bullying the boy went to the corner 7-Eleven, mixed all the flavors and committed a Suicide.

Thank you, come again.

I don't condone their actions, but Squishees would have been funnier.

Pictured: Man hits rock, bottom